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  2. allhailthepumpkinqueen:

    The fucking sound he makes kills me every time

    (via elfonski)

     
     
  3. methedras:

    this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

    (via thelilnan)

     
  4. glitterandmetal-yt-da:

    I would read the hell of that novel.

    (Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via nitojuanito)

     
  5. dannydevitos:

    rev up those fryers !!

     

  6. toxicwinner:

    the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

    (via nicedildo)

     

  7. maeblogsfandoms:

    Headcanon that at some point Lily makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lily walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours

    (via metallicbucky)

     

  8. the members of an orchestra

    1. violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
    2. violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
    3. flutes: we're so lonely
    4. piccolo: lol fk your ears
    5. french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
    6. oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
    7. violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
    8. trumpets: wats 'p'
    9. trombones: wats quiet
    10. cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
    11. bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
    12. clarinet: *squeaks*
    13. timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
    14. bass clarinet: lol where am i
    15. tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
    16. harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
    17. piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
    18. english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
    19. basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
    20. cornets: trumpet wannabe
    21. cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
    22. xylophones: am i meant to be here?
    23. triangles:
    24. bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
     
  9. skottieyoung:

    My Harry Potter studies over the years. 

    (via rothhood)

     
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